Call me Zita. I'm an inveterate loser with jokes 'til I die.

Any pronouns but if you default to she/her like everyone else I don't care.

I don't think I am able to teach you right from wrong about important real world issues via my stupid personal website, but please try listening to women (especially trans women), queer people, and victims of genocide and imperial power.

Areas of interest include, but are not limited to: literature, science fiction/fantasy, writing, online and tabletop roleplaying games, folding knives, questionable html/css code, fanfiction, old video games, kalimba (sorta), ukulele (bad), ocarina (abysmal), electric guitar (barely)

Cursed eternally with objectively bad but nevertheless beloved media.

Sometimes I make stuff. More often, I make jokes about stuff instead.

I like video games in theory, but I'm not that much of "a gamer" anymore. Eternal sufferer in caring about Halo's lore over its gameplay. Big Steam backlog.